1.  You can start as soon as you walk into class.  late.  When the teacher
asks for an excuse, you tell her, "I was late because I wanted to miss the first
half of class." Then sit down.  This will drive your teacher more crazy than
some wonderful lie...

  2.  You say your tecaher actually assigned you lines?  Do you think you
are too old for them?  Well, then ask "May I use some or your scratch paper for
them?" Most teachers will say, "Well, I guess so..." But, just in case, do not
wait for a reply.  Just walk over there and take the whole stack.  Do your
lines say something like "I will behave in class"?  Well, then, write "I" on
the first page.  Set it aside.Write "will" oin the second page And so on,
until you finish all of your sentances and/or/ run our of paper and/or your hand
starts to fall off.

  3.  So, now that you're gonna be yelled at, the teacher tells you "Go sit down".
Well this is the absolute best opportunity to get the teacher.Calmly walk to
the teacher's chair, sit down, put your feet up on the desk, and lean back.  The
teacher will most likely glare at you and say "get back to your seat!", at which
point calmly reply, "You just told me to sit down, so I did." Then, start taking
the rubber bands that are on the desk and flick one at the aforementioned
teacher.  Preferbly hide the referral slips before doing this.

  4.  Another real fun trick, which works best with a whole bunch of people, is
to have a party, without getting the teacher's ok first.  Some teachers are so
dense that you can actually plan this party IN CLASS.  Anyways, delegate the day
of the party, everyone just kicks back and, well, parties...The poor teacher is
usually so shocked that he/she will not know what to do, and yet another period
of class time is wasted.

  5.  Then, of couse, for those of us unlucky enough to have a "Closed Campus",
there is the traditional "Cutting of Lunch".  A Closed Campus is a dumb idea
anyways.  What on Earth are you going to learn by being at school for lunch?
Anyways, a group of people (One of them MUST have a car!) simply waits until the
teacher standing guard is not looking.Everyone then dashes to the parking lot,
and hops in the car.  Then slowly and quietly start the car & then take off!
The poor teacher will be left there screaming "hey!  Get back here!!"

  6.  Does your teacher make consistent bad jokes?  Well, then rate them!  Give
everyone in the class 10 signe reading from 1-10 and every time the teacher
cracks a joke, simply hold up the card, rating the teacher.  The only thing that
should get a rating above 3 is if the teacher droms some- thing, staples
himself, or does some other unintentional funny act.  (This was told to me by
The Gemini Daredevil) A variation of this is to bring in a gong and gong every
bad joke the teacher makes.  I have a science teacher who is very fond of
joking.  And that usually silences him.  But only for a moment.

  7.  When you are forced to read out loud in English, are you told to "speak
up"??  Well, when told that, simply *YELL* out the words as loud as humanly
possible...

  8.  Yet antoher phun thing to do is, on cue, everyone drops their books at the
same time.  This really drives the teacher insane.  Before entering class, just
say "OK, at 10:00 exacly, everyone drop their books".  And then go for it.

  9.  Is your teacher a bit on the old side?  Well, this trick takes planning,
timing, and a good straight face.  The plan is to make the teacher think he/ she
is going deaf.First of all, a student comes up and screams in this teacher's
ear.  Then the room goes silent.  Someone raises their hand.  The teacher will
probably call on them.This studnet then starts to ask the question not making
a sound, but simply moving his mouth.  Meahwhile, some of the other students
begin to have silent conversations, again lip-syching them.  If there is a TV in
the room, turn the volume all the way down & then turn it out.Continue to ask
lip-synched questions of the teacher.  Pretend to yell.  By now the teacher will
by going absolutely mad!  Then, at a signal, suddenly everyon shouts as *LOUD*
as they can.  This will so shock the teacher that he will be out of it for the
next week.

  10.    You say your teacher has left the room?  And left the keys in the room?  Well, everyone picks up their stuff and leaves.  The lights are turned off and the
door is *LOCKED*.  The students then vanish, go visit friends, cut class
completely, or hang around to watch.  You will watch the poor helpless teacher
some striding up, turn the knob and..stop.  He will look a bit sheepish as he
turns the knob harder.Then he will quietly knock on the door.  Then he will
knock lounder.After this being to no avail, he will seek out yet another
teacher who has the key to the room.  Watch his look of surprise when he opens
the door jubilantly and finds..........nothing!